Elin Nordegren Gets Paid!
The numbers are in and Dayuuummmm did Crouching Tiger get hit in the face and the pockets! Mrs. Woods will now be entitled to 5 million up front just for being cute and 55 million to stay for two years and 80 million to stay for seven more years which will include public appearances and a gag order. BOOM! Im sure somewhere Kelis and Elin are fist bumping, dutty wining, moon walking–you name it and I would be too because silly Tiger…tricks are for kids. I personally question the taste of a woman who married a man who resembles Confusious’ ballsack but I digress. Poor Tiger is learning the hard way that isn’t always cheaper to keep her . Either way I’m sending him (and I hope it finds him well) a resounding AAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAA 🙂