Hey Ladies!!! By: Eric Blair
The following piece isn’t talking about all women as a gender, just the good and the bad ones; just like they are good men and bad men that are spoken about in the media daily. I just want to make it clear that I am not attacking anyone; I am just bringing the obvious to the light. If you feel as there are some offensiveness in my words in this piece then maybe you’re one of the many people I am speaking of in this topic. Enjoy!
Beautiful women, God’s gift to Earth! Two greatest things God created are water and women; without the two we would cease to exist. Mixing water and women together is a exquisite sight to see and experience. Wait, I am digressing from the point, women are lovely, if you know me or ever had been with me, you know I love me a sexy woman. The curves, the soft skin, the eyes, their lips, their brain, the arch in their back, and their hair; I love natural hair! That’s sexy! I just want to show appreciation to all these classy, elegant, smart, ambitious, lovely women all over the world. I know there are many men that fear a good ole smart, sexy woman so they’ll degrade or hurt you in many ways. Well miss, that’s not the case here with me, I am here to uplift women like you, in more ways than one. (Hehehehe, double entendre.) If you’re reading this and a smile appears on your face then this is about you, luv; stay sexy and classy.
*Insert wink here*
Since they are facts of life, with the good comes the bad; honestly the following topic I am about to speak on is really the point of this piece today. I have one question, “when did some women stop being women?” Allow me to elaborate, why are there so many brutish women over classy women today? These are the type of women that curse and beat their kids in public. Really, is that needed today on the 23 bus? I really don’t want to see a woman beating a kid almost to the borderline of assault. I hate when some women are loud on their phone talking to their girlfriend or boyfriend about that time of month or the things he did to her body last night. I can’t say I care to hear that, keep your business your business, that’s true lady mannerisms. And here comes Ms. “I don’t believe in actual clothes, so I’ll wear this napkin on my breast and vagina.” What the hell?! When did so many women forget the word “conservative?” Really, I know it’s hot but I don’t want to see your pubic hairs in your “short” short shorts. I could pass on seeing an areola or two, like come on! Again, I know it’s hot but that doesn’t make it cool to be naked. Oh, look who’s strolling up behind Ms. “Buckie naked,” Ms. “hardcore stone face.” When did women start being tougher than men? Who’s mad and bitter all the time? What in life is eating you away? Smile! I can’t stand the type of woman that’s so confrontation for no reason. If we catch eyes while we’re bypassing one another, I don’t want to hear, “What the fuck are you lookin’ at?” Give me a break! It’s just a look, madam, no harm attended. I need an angry woman to tell me why are you ladies always angry. What is it, a man, kids, work, or other women? Your life can’t be that bad to be always angry. If it was you wouldn’t be downtown shopping with six bags with Gucci shoes on your feet.
Who’s next up, oh yeah, gold diggers! I know you don’t want a broke n*gger but what would you think a well paid man wants a broke woman? If you’re a gold digger, seven times out of ten you’re broke with a pretty face. Honestly, that’s not classy or lady like, opening your legs or using your sex for money, is almost like prostituting yourself. *Insert shoulder shrug here* I am just saying. Here is a small tip; there is a place that operates during the hours of nine AM to five PM, *Insert finger snap here*a job! Try it out sometime. I understand you want a man who has his affairs in line but Ms. GD, you need to bring something to the table other then your pretty face and open legs. The classy woman I mention above has a pretty face just like you, her own independence, great job, and good education. Grow up, you won’t be sexy your whole life; what are you going to do when that day comes when your sex appeal is gone? Last but not forgotten, “the bizarro women.” They’re the type of women that condemns everything that’s not “trendy” or “cool” so it’s weird in their brain. Example, a man that doesn’t run the streets, doesn’t smoke all day, and has other interest in cooler things other than guns, drugs, skinny jeans/shorts, and Lil Wayne is strange. A man that speaks with good grammar is considered speaking “White.” STOP! I didn’t know there was a language called “White.” What the flying f**k, common sense is strange but living with ignorance is solid? These are the women that talks trash on the everyday working man but sit on their ass all day and do nothing. When did it become wrong to be intelligent, responsible, ambitious, and passionate? Are you so use to dealing with loser whenever a winner comes along they’re a loser in your mind? Now that’s the epitome of bizarre for you, ha!
I just want to say, I am not saying all women are driven by madness but there are too many women that are driven to a certain point of inanity. It’s bad when madness out weighs the elegant and intelligent sometime. I see too many ignorant women on a daily basis over classy women. It almost makes me want to shed one tear, just one. Truly, some of these women scare me, they’re looking harder and badder than me and last time I check I am a man! Something has to give because soon all of the classy women will be extinct and all we’ll have left will be these loud mouth, half naked, ignorant, gold digging, bizarro women. My fellow good man, are you ready for that melancholy change?
P.S. This woman isn’t an example of a “melancholy change.” I just think she’s lovely, this is my type of woman; bonus picture . lol