Nintendo’s Super Mario Explains Relationships In A Way YOU Can Overstand
It’s no secret I peek at Reddit when I’m working weekends. But last week its contributors made something too hilarious not to share: An extremely dark view of relationships, in the context of Super Mario Bros.
Around Wednesday a user kicked it all off with “Mario Explains It: Lesson 001.” (Above) The guy was clearly going all Mr. Bitterpants over the state of a just-friends relationship with some girl who is probably never, ever going to give it up for him. It was then followed up with many pictures and revisions. Here are the ones that were the funniest while still forming a logical progression:
The third picture shows the OP how to git ‘er done.
And so we learned an important lesson today, didn’t we kids? That’s right. Never ever never have sex with anyone you care about …