F*ck Outta Here: Pope Calls Priest Sex Abuse Charges “A Shock”
Man… I haven’t done one of these in a minute. *Brushes dust off*
Pope Benedict XVI, f*ck outta here. So you expect us to believe that you DIDNT know that the priest are f*cking little boys faster than I-80 going north?
OK, so lets give you the benefit of the doubt because you’re old…and possibly disconnected (Does the Pope have a twitter?)…and maybe you don’t know whats going on outside the bubble you live in. (Pope mobile is kinda fly if you’re into looking like you’re driving in a shoe) I mean Malcolm X had no idea Honorable (ironic) Elijah Muhammad was having sex with waaay underage girls so you might be in the same boat. (did I just compare the Pope to Malcolm X?)
I think not. You knew. Don’t say you didn’t when you did… See Pope, I know your game. i know a lot of people like you. They told you a long time ago and you sat on the information. Why? Well you sat on it for a few reasons:
1. It would make you look reeeeeeally bad as some sort of leader. You’re supposed to be…uh…I..uh..Wait, what does the Pope do anywho? Somebody email me or comment and please inform me. I have no clue what this guy does besides wave…He cant believe that he sits at the feet of “God” because hes always in ‘all bulletproof everything’.
2. You are too old to do alot of talking & moving (& living) so you would rather the media reveal it and you just denounce it. Less talking, easier situation…or so you thought
3. You were a big Michael Jackson fan until they lied and said he raped some kids to distract people. Seeing that, AND it actually being true this time with your priesthood, you didn’t want to see the catholic church go downout like that. Understandable (not really). So you decided to sit on it until you could frame Chris Brown for it so his replacement Justin Bieber could takeover…problem is, you’re too late.
4. And finally, like Kanye West, you see this as an opportunity to reinvent yourself the catholic church.The Pope has all this responsibility and no shine. You wanna get up out of Vatican city and go on tour. Rub some elbows, kiss some babies (which might not be such a good idea at this point, image wise) and the whole nine. I get it…kinda. Maybe you’ll go to the VMAs and diss Taylor Swift, then get disrespected by Jay Leno…and subsequently get dissed by Cam’ron & Jim Jones months later when once again they are struggling for relevancy. This could be the start of something big. Who cares if a few anus’ get bruised in the process, this is ALL ABOUT PROTECTING AN IMAGE, NOT ABOUT WHO’S GUILTY!!!! Duh!