#IAmNotADictionary Phrase Of The Day  – Reverse Chris Brown’d – (verb) The opposite of being Chris Brown’d; an act of violence by an irate irrational female on her significant other which is automatically seen by every other female as retribution for every argument, fight, & toilet seat left up in the history of male female relations(read as: a touchdown for Team Venus on Team Mars’ homefield); What happened to Mary J. Blige’s husband Kendu Isaacs

Also see: Brenda Ritchie-itis

Note: Kelis Jones-Rogers, Robin Givens, Elin Nordegren (I spelled that right without checking which means her name is mentioned too much) & Mary J. Blige are all reason why I have RobinGivens-aphobia