^The headline is merely speculation but I’m probably correct… more on that later.

“Someone” stole Madea/Tyler Perry’s credit cards and racked up nearly $30,000 in charges…”Someone”

He/she wrote on its website last Friday that he had been robbed and sent out a plea for his fans to alert police, if they knew any of the people who had been involved in the crime.
Perry then went on to list all of the thief’s detailed charges that began on April 25th and ended on May 4, 2010. It is apparent that the thief enjoyed quite a spree with the card from purchasing several airline and movie tickets to clothing buys from online retailers to a whopping toy escapade at Toys R Us that totaled more than $500.00.

At the time of the theft, Perry was on tour with his traveling stage presentation of “Madea’s Weave Transplant”…(or something like that). The theft is a real head scratcher, because Perry can’t figure out how the card could have possibly left his wallet. Police are still searching for the culprits…

Now, lets be forreal. This dude claims he has no idea how his credit card left his wallet? Word?

It was 2 teenagers that were accused of doing it?? Word?

You dont know those little boys Tyler Perry? Word?

No idea how there hands might’ve gotten in your pocket? Word?

White jesus didnt help you figure this one out, must be time to knit him a new sweater because he’s too cold to think.

Also, how did they gain access to the compound? Is it that easy to get past the greasy men (nullus) that guard your estate?

To avoide this happening in the future, maybe next time instead of casting the dude who played spawn for the 99th time, you could let your little teeange man friend & his Tyler Perry loving homies in your next play…pause.

LIST OF PURCHASES: (below)

4/25/10 – Southwest Airlines – M. Woods (Burbank-Las Vegas) – $3.00

4/25/10 – Southwest Airlines – M. Woods (Burbank-Las Vegas) – $158.70

4/28/10 – Best Buy – $734.00

4/29/10 – Lowe’s (Greenville) – $6761.95

4/30/10 – Delta Airlines – S. Archer (NY/JFK-Las Vegas) – $1022.70

4/30/10 – Delta Airlines – Q. Hinton (NY/JFK-Las Vegas) – $1022.70

4/30/10 – Lowe’s (Greenville) – $7278.70

5/1/10 – Southwest Airlines – Andre B. (Burbank-Las Vegas) – $158.70

5/1/10 – Southwest Airlines – Justin S. (Burbank-Las Vegas) – $158.70

5/1/10 – Delta Airlines Andre B. (Las Vegas-Los Angeles) – $573.70

5/1/10 – Delta Airlines Justin S. (Las Vegas-Los Angeles) – $573.70

5/1/10 – Fandango.com (movie tickets) – $120.00

5/1/10 – AMC Theatre (North Decatur) – $105.00

5/1/10 – Lowe’s (Greenville) – $7000.00

5/1/10 – Abercrombie.com (clothing) – $500.00

5/2/10 – SVM Prepaid Card (retail) – $317.45

5/3/10 – Spirit Airlines – Q. Hinton (Ft. Lauderdale-NY/LGA) – $660.42

5/3/10 – Spirit Airlines – Q. Hinton (Ft. Lauderdale-NY/LGA) – $250.00

5/3/10 – Toys R Us (King of Prussia) – $505.00

5/3/10 – Amex Gift Card – $192.80

5/3/10 – Fandango.com (movie tickets) – $195.00

5/4/10 – Delta Airlines – P. Smith (Chicago-Atlanta) – $312.70 – REFUNDED BY DELTA (caught before use)

5/4/10 – Delta Airlines – P. Smith (Chicago-Atlanta) – $312.70 – REFUNDED BY DELTA (caught before use)

5/4/10 – Delta Airlines – Jason S. (Chicago-Atlanta) – $312.70 – REFUNDED BY DELTA (caught before use)

5/4/10 – Delta Airlines – John H. (Chicago-Atlanta) – $312.70 – REFUNDED BY DELTA (caught before use)

5/4/10 – Express.com (clothing) – $200.00