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The Unkut Guide To Rap Genres, V2.0

The Unkut Guide To Rap Genres, V2.0 decided to go in again..below is the results…

Blog Rap

Your YouTube freestyle has 50,000 views, but nobody in the real world knows who you are? You’re a Blog Rapper.

TV Guide Rap

Everyone from Bud Bundy to Parker Lewis to David Silver from 90210 has thrown their Cross Colors hat in to the ring over the years. A perfect example of when ‘doing you’ goes horribly wrong.

Kid Rap

From Chi-Ali, Illegal and Kriss Kross to A+, 2-Low and Le Juan Love, it’s clear that life as a shorty shouldn’t be so rough. First discussed in a two part article back in February. Part One / Part Two

Cowboy Rap

Anything that involves either getting dressed-up in spurs and cowboy hats for your video or just rapping about the Wild West. Not sure how I over-looked Crucial Conflict and the Horse Shoe Gang originally. Or this.

Frat Rap

As covered by Asher Roth himself, with his essential two part guide: Part One / Part Two.


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Grandma Rap

Music that you can enjoy with your eldest relatives, without any fear of offending. Common, Black-Eyed Peas and Arrested Development – please stand-up.

Geek Rap

Hyper-active, complicated rhymes delivered in shrill, whiny voices, such as The Pharcyde, Souls of Mischief and Lords of the Underground.

Punk-Smoove Shit Rap

Anything involving Fab, Drake or Nelly and singing.

Paranoid Rap

If you have ever made reference to Beyond A Pale Horse in a rhyme, you qualify. Take a bow La Coka Nostra, Non-Phixion, Immortal Technique, dead prez, Prodigy and The Goats.

Cry Baby Rap

Anything recorded by disgruntled former Jay-Z affiliates.

Fat Rap

The combination of rap, deep-fried food, cable TV and a lack of exercise seems to be a long-standing trend, as demonstrated by The Fat Boys, Heavy D, Big Pun, Fat Joe, Chubb Rock, Rick Ross, Biggie and Fred The Godson.

Skeezer Rap

When your ass gets more attention than your rapping. Hoez With Attitude, Trina, Lil’ Kim, Foxy Brown, Nikki Minaj

Wrestlemania Rap

For those who spend over 90% of their time beefing with other rappers. I’m looking at you Tim Dog and 50 Cent.

Kung Fu Rap

First brought to popular attention by the Fu-Schnickens, but the mighty Wu-Tang Clan managed to do it without being corny.

Corporate Board Room Rap

Two words: The Firm.

Bing Monster Rap

Anything recorded while in jail or work release. Extra points for recording over the phone. See Raided-X, Prodigy, Capone, Shyne and Slick Rick.

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