Props: Onion Contraceptive manufacturer Trojan unveiled its new line of “No One’s Pleasure” condoms Wednesday, the first prophylactic specifically designed to intensify sexual dissatisfaction among bitter and resentful couples. “We’ve always offered consumers a choice when it ... Read more...
Bobby and Amanda Herring spent more than a year providing food to homeless people in downtown Houston every day. They fed them, left behind no trash and doled out warm meals peacefully without a single crime being committed, Bobby Herring said. That ended two weeks ago when the city shut down the... Read more...
“Guys say the stupidest things.” That’s a near universal female observation. And let’s face it: there’s more than a grain of truth in it. We guys do say some pretty idiotic stuff. Thing is, we rarely mean to. In fact, we often don’t even know that we did! What to do? Channel your fifth... Read more...
Handcuffin a.k.a. Unnecessary Cuffness: 1. Taking extra care to make it known that the person you are with is your significant other, includes: public displays of affection, holdin hands, cuddling, speaking for the other person Ex: "Stop handcuffin n*gga, we know that's your b*tch" 2. When... Read more...
The partial list of those killed published on the Web site of President Lech Kaczynski's Law and Justice Party includes: Lech Kaczynski -- Polish president Maria Kaczynska -- The president's wife Ryszard Kaczorowski -- Poland's last president-in-exile Aleksander Szczyglo -- head of... Read more...
Nestle, one of the world's largest food companies, has shut down a factory in Zimbabwe after a dispute with the government, it announced Wednesday. The company came under pressure from the government to buy milk from suppliers not of its own choosing, it said. The dairy at the center of the disp... Read more...
One of the main reasons why the Tiger Woods story continues to dominate headlines is that it's splintering into multiple storylines, and now there's something in it for everyone. If you're a golf aficionado, you can consider how this scandal will affect his 2010 golf game (and whether his alleged... Read more...
If Tiger Woods' wife really did beat the shit out of him with a golf club, he needs to rat her out to the police. I'm assuming the incident really did go down the same way it has in my dreams the last three nights in a row: She read on TMZ or some shit about the club promoter jumpoff, she grabbed... Read more...