Warning: PCSS, or Post Christmas Stress Syndrome is a common affliction that affects scores of people during the month of January. Untreated, this malady seriously impairs one’s ability to cope with several post holiday tasks, including:

• Removing, packing and storing of Christmas decorations
• Labouring with clothing that has mysteriously shrunk
• Facing the bottom line of your credit card statement
• No longer being able to ignore past due notices (the red ones)

Fortunately, this disorder can be easily remedied with self administered therapy… STOP BUYING SH*T AND PAY YOUR BILLS!!!

If followed accurately, results can be apparent in as little as 24 hours. Side effects may include a reality check, missing luxury items and the ability to cope with no longer being a victim of hallmark’s holiday gestapo.