IAmNotADictionary Phrase Of The Day: March 30th – Official #Fail Day – Today marks the day that it all went wrong. Today is the anniversary of one of the most (if not the most) major fail in the history of Amerikkka. 30 Years ago on  this day (March 30th) in 1981, only 69 days into his presidency,  President Ronald Reagan was shot in the chest by John Hinckley as he left the Washington Hilton Hotel.

So, I really should’ve called this “F*ck John Hinckley Day” because he f*cked up big time. How did he shoot six times & miss from point blank range? He was shooting Ronald Regan not 50 Cent. #Fail… He officially #Failed. Now, I’m not advocating murder (per say) but what I am saying is that the world would’ve been much better off without him. John could’ve made it so Regan-nomics never existed & crack never even made it into black communities. It was only 69 days into his presidency so if he was “assassinated” he would’ve become a national hero instead of the bane of (Black) Amerikkka’s existance. In 81 people were still freebasing (which wasn’t much better than crack, but it was more natural than crack) really dead yet. Hip-hop was still a baby & things weren’t perfect, but it was a much simpler time.

That botched assassination attempt was the catalyst for the new Brady gun laws and all types of unnecessary f*ckery. So the problems we have no because of all of these restrictive gun laws are all Reagan’s fault. Not that I would’ve wanted to have George Bush Sr any earlier as president, but he would’ve had to go to (which is why Saddam Hussein is dead now…more on that later). So what you’re saying is that they could successfully kill Malcolm X, Dr. Martin Luther King,  Huey P Newton, John Afrika, Fred Hampton, Bobby Hutton, 2Pac, Big L, Biggie, Jam Master Jay, Michael Jackson….eeeeeeeeeverybody except Ronald Reagan? They couldn’t kill Ronald Reagan?? How hard could it have possibly been to kill Ronald Reagan for the greater good?? They would kill Jay-Z for the greater good..think about it…

If you had a time machine, would you pull the trigger? Would you miss?

Today we celebrate loath all of the #fails of history that have adversely affected us over time.

Note: I hope everyone can read into this enough to see the satire…even though I was only 30% joking…