Woman Sues Diddy For A Ka-Tillion Ga-Gillion Dollars; Claims Hes Responsible for 9/11

A trillion dollars?? This dude will do ANYTHING to promote himself

A woman has filed a lawsuit against Sean “Diddy” Combs, accusing the Hip-Hop mogul of a variety of bizarre charges, including knocking down the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001.

RadarOnline.com posted the outrageous lawsuit, which was filed by a woman named Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, who accuses Diddy, his longtime girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD victim Rodney King of being responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center.

“[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down,” Turks claims in the lawsuit. “Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair,” the lawsuit reads.

The lawsuit also accuses Diddy, who raked in $30 million dollars in 2010, of stealing the woman’s “chip” at a Casino in Mississippi.

“Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in,” Turks complained. “I want my chip please help me. it’s well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us.”

The woman seeks $900 billion dollars in child support and $100 billion dollars for loss of income.

A hearing date has been set for Monday, January 31st.

In related news, Diddy has been tapped to play a detective on the updated version of the classic television show “Hawaii Five-0.” Diddy plays a New York

Detective named “Reggie Williams,” who comes to Honolulu to get even with thugs who have wronged his family.

According to reports, Diddy is currently undergoing weapons training with a Navy S.E.A.L. in preparation for the role.